Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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