dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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