Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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