Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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