I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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