so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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