why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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