Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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