The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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