I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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