My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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