evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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