Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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