Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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