Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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