just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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