no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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