Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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