Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i am craving dick and cupcakes
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
