There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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