Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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