i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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