I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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