susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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