Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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