im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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