Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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