apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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