Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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