Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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