I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
