You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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