I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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