I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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