You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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