David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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