She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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