We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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