I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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