You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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