Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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