hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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