Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
did you just send me my own nude
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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