so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
