Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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