he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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