Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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