What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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