BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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