Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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