glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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