I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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