so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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