Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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