So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
