butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
my sisters under your porch take her home
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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