lets start a swedish sibling band together
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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